Dowcip pogrzebowy

Leży facet na łożu śmierci. Lekarz powiedział, że nie dotrwa do rana. Nagle poczuł z kuchni zapach jego ulubionych ciasteczek czekoladowych zrobionych przez żonę. Ostatkiem sił wydobył się z łóżka i czołga się do kuchni. Zapach tych ciasteczek przypominał mu dzieciństwo, on wiedział, że zasmakuje ich po raz ostatni. Wczołgał się do kuchni i widzi jak jego żona przygotowuje te ciasteczka, o których teraz marzył. Ostatnimi siłami sięgnął po jedno i w tym momencie żona zdzieliła go ścierką mówiąc:
- Zostaw, to na stypę!

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